Did your dog do the doggy doo?
Recently I was at the Crown Way Shopping Centre, Lillington, where a chap with a biggish dog on a lead was looking in a shop window. While that was taking place, the dog without a care in the world was performing on the pavement.
When the chap diverted his gaze from the shop window and saw what had happened near his feet, he said to the dog, “Did you do that?” The dog didn’t say yes or no, so I spoke for the dog and said, “Yes I saw him do it”.
The chap said to the dog, “You dirty b*gger”, then found an old Tesco bag from his pocket and cleaned up. - Peter Chater, Highland Road, Leamington.