Ho, ho, ho, Santa set to tuck into thousands of mince pies
Santa's famous red suit will be straining at the seams this Christmas thanks to the generosity of boys and girls in Warwick district.
Everyone's favourite jolly old fellow will be tucking into an astonishing 15,000 mince pies, if every local family with children leaves him a plate of the traditional festive fare.
Taking the average nutritional content across the big four supermarkets' own-brand offerings, that would translate to a whopping 3.4 million Christmassy calories.
Altogether Christmas Eve in the Warwick District Council area will see Santa consuming 124,500g of fat - more than 1,000 times higher than his recommended daily limit - and around 64,000 teaspoons of sugar.
And it's a good thing he will have Rudolph on hand to take charge of the navigation, as he can also expect to wash the calorific treats down with a staggering 750 litres of sherry.
Registered nutritionist Charlotte Stirling-Reed says it sounds like Mr Claus is in for a bit of a rough night. She said: “Poor Father Christmas, having to eat all that. I can imagine he wouldn’t be feeling great after eating so many mince pies – most of us would probably struggle to eat two or three in a row before our brains and fullness signals kicked in to tell us we’ve had enough.
"Perhaps he should also be eating Rudolf’s carrot, which would give him some added fibre, vitamin A and vitamin C to go along with his mince pies?"
During his travels across England this year, Father Christmas will be tucking into a grand total of more than 6.5 million mince pies. These would contain the equivalent of 100,000 bags of sugar.
He will also slosh his way through more than 4,000 average-sized bathtubs of sherry, making for a very merry Christmas indeed. But Christmas doesn't have to be all naughty and no nice, according to Ms Stirling-Reed.
"The best thing about Christmas is obviously the food," she said. "But that doesn’t just mean sweets, cakes and biscuits – I love thinking about all the festive, in-season foods that are available at this time of year including cranberries, chestnuts, sprouts, tangerines and parsnips.
"There are so many ways to enjoy them too. Maybe Father Christmas can put out a request for some of these when he delivers presents to the children next year."